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Ryan:Did you see Saw?
Dwight:Of course I seesaw. Mose and I seesaw all the time.
Ryan:No, uh, the movie. Did you see the movie Saw?
Dwight:Oh, yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a seesaw.
Ryan:Okay, the reason these movies are so popular, is the element of psychological torment.
Dwight:I like where you're going with this. Continue.
Ryan:Could we lure him into an old warehouse or something?
Dwight:I have an old barn!
Ryan:Yes!
Dwight:It's kinda smelly, but that might be a plus! And then what?
Ryan:We do what they did in Saw! ... I mean, we don't kill him, obviously. I have a mask...
Dwight:Okay, that's your idea? Exactly like in the movie!? That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life!
Ryan:Well suggest something else then! Don't just...
Dwight:He's supposed to cut his leg off? Think!
Ryan:Don't just criticize my idea!
Dwight:Think!
Ryan:You think of something then!