Manager and Salesman
Meme It!Michael:Son of a bitch. [enters conference room] Pardon me.
Jo Bennett:Oh, speak of the devil. We were just talking about you. Have a seat!
Michael:Okay.
Jo Bennett:Now Jim here is thinking about taking himself out of the running for being manager.
Michael:Really? Aw, that is so sweet of you! But, I cannot accept, because I have been thinking about it, and I think I wanna go back to sales.
Jo Bennett:Really?
Jim:Really.
Michael:Yeah. You can take the man out of the salesman, but you can't take the sales out of salesman.
Jo Bennett:Well, I think you're both being a little too modest.
Jim:No, I really, really think Michael is better at being manager for so many reasons.
Michael:No, I think I would be bad. I would sleep in my office, and I would sexually harass people.
Jim:Why would you do that?
Michael:I'm turning myself in right now!
Jo Bennett:You know, Michael, you have more experience in sales and management, so I'm gonna defer to your judgment.
Michael:Thank you.
Jo Bennett:I think you [to Michael] will become the salesman, and congratulations! [to Jim] You're gonna be the new manager of this branch!
Michael:Great! That's great. Congratulations. Have fun signing my commission checks, boss.