Business Trip
Meme It!Michael:[on airplane] Welcome to Cribs-the business class edition. Check this out. Mimosa.
Andy:Ah... sweet!
Michael:Handed to me as I sat down. This was my hot towel. It is still wet.
Andy:Michael Gary Scott rolling like a pimp!
Michael:Take a sip of that. [hands Andy his mimosa]
Andy:Mmmhmmm...
Michael:That good?
Andy:Mmmm...
Michael:Don't drink all of it. Give some to Oscar.
Andy:That's really good. [offers mimosa to Oscar]
Oscar:I'm good.
Michael:You want one of your own? I can hook you up.
Stewardess:I'm sorry. You'll need to keep moving.
Michael:Yes, this is Beth. This is my personal valet/flight attendant and she will be helping me this morning.
Beth:We need to keep the isle clear.
Michael:Yes...
Andy:Oh...
Michael:Get back, get back. Come on, get back to the slums.
Andy:Oh boy. [follows Oscar back to coach]
Michael:[whisper] Hey... guys, check it out. My own personal DVD player and 20 movies.
Oscar:[whispers] Andy brought one too.
Andy:[loudly] Harry and the Henderson's
Michael:Shhhh! Keep it down.
Oscar:I made egg salad sandwiches. Do you want one? [holds up sandwich]
Michael:Could you have picked something stinkier to bring on a plane? [Andy laughs] My God, Oscar. Really? Do you have a bag of baby poop in there too, to share with everybody? No, I will be ordering my own food, thank you very much.
Michael:[to stewardess] Hi.
Beth:Hi.
Michael:Um. I'd like to see a menu please.
Beth:Oh, I'm sorry. There are no meals on flights less than two hours.
Michael:Oh... okay. [looks back at Andy and Oscar] Doesn't matter, because I am going to take a nap. I think I am going to use my complimentary blindfold. I will don it... and oh! Look at that. I can't see because I am in a-- [cart crashes into Michael's leg] GAH!
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