Employee Transfer
Meme It!Andy:Let's see how well you know your Big Red history.
Dwight:Bring it.
Andy:Who was Cornell's eighth president?
Dwight:Dale Raymond Corson!
Andy:Mm, I'm sorry that's incorrect. Cornell's seventh president was in fact, James A. Perkins. [writes in a notebook] Comprehension skills, sub-par.
Dwight:Hmm, interviewing skills, sub-par. [writes in a notebook]
Andy:What are you writing? Can't even give Cornell your full attention?
Dwight:On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell. By evaluating their interviewers.
Andy:Nobody wants ...that, to happen.
Dwight:Well, when they get my evaluation we'll see if they're interested.
Andy:Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character.'
Dwight:Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process.'
Andy:Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations.'
Dwight:Interviewer has suspect motives.'
Andy:Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid.'
Dwight:Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth.' Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.
Andy:I have everything I need- [talking over each other]
Dwight:And you will be hearing from the -
Andy:And you will be hearing from -
Dwight:-Cornell Application Department,
Andy:which I will not be a part of-
Dwight:And you will not be pleased with the result. [pulls table away from Andy]
Andy:And YOU will not be pleased with the result!
Dwight:And your affiliation with Cornell -
Andy:And your affiliation with Cornell -
Dwight:Will end completely!
Andy:Will end completely!
Dwight:[has won the table war] That is all sir, you may go.