Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:Hello ladies, how's my shower going? Phyllis, did you get the live storks?
Phyllis:No.
Michael:Damnit, Phyllis! I'm sorry. [more softly] Damnit, Phyllis. It was hard enough to convince Jan to come. So are we set for refreshments?
Angela:Per your instructions, we have the personalized M&Ms with the baby names. This is your boy bowl, with the name 'Chevy.' And this is the girl bowl, with M&Ms with the name 'Astird.'
Phyllis:That can't be right.
Angela:Michael wrote down 'Astird.'
Michael:She said it is the name of a Viking princess. So...
Meredith:Ass...turd.
Michael:I know. I know. It is beautiful. No. Thank you. Is this it? I mean, is this... Two bowls of M&Ms and some balloons? You know what Phyllis, I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because if I'm not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well you know what, where's my golden shower, Phyllis?