Baby Shower
Meme It!Michael:Ahoy, matey.
Holly:Ahoy.
Michael:Ahoy. So, how you doin'?
Holly:Good.
Michael:Um, listen. Jan Levinson is coming in today, and she is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy - the child of which I have a vested interest. It's all kind of weird. Anyway, she is incredibly... fat and enormous right now - extremely unattractive. And you are, on the other hand, one of the more attractive people in the office. So, while she's here I am going to be acting kind of cold to you. And I am doing this to pay respect to her bloated feelings. And I'm treating Ryan the same way.
Holly:Of course. Yeah.