Dream Team
Meme It!Michael:[doing situps] I feel weak today. Felt much stronger yesterday. Like Benjamin Button in reverse.
Pam:You know, Michael. When I feel overwhelmed -
Michael:I'm not overwhelmed, Pam.
Pam:I know! No, I'm saying that when I feel overwhelmed, something I like to do is make a list. Make a list of things to do and then start with the easy stuff.
Micheal:Whatever calms you down.
Pam:Okay, first, work out. And, hey! Look! You did that. Check. [Michael doing leg lifts] Eat an enormous breakfast. Check.
Michael:Don't patronize me, Pam.
Pam:I think you should get dressed.
Michael:I'm not getting dressed. I'm not getting dressed. I have too many things to do before I get dressed. I need to find a hundred clients.
Pam:Michael, that seems impossible.
Michael:It's totally impossible!
Pam:We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today.
Michael:Assemble a sales team. A dream team.
Pam:Great.
Michael:Okay, Ryan.
Pam:No. What? Why?
Michael:He's everything I'm not and everything I am. He's the whole package.
Pam:No. We're not gonna hire Ryan.
Michael:Umm... Oh! Vikram! Best salesman I've ever met.
Pam:Okay.
Michael:He worked at that telemarketing place.
Pam:We'll find him.
Michael:Okay. Oh also, we have a meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.
Pam:Really?
Michael:Yeah.
Pam:We have an investor already?
Michael:Maybe. Barbara Keebis. She invests in local businesses. And I am putting together a little presentation for her.
Pam:Michael, that's fantastic.
Michael:Yeah, I guess it's not so bad. Got a few things cookin'. [sits down in robe, legs spread wide] Umm...
Pam:Hey! We need to get you dressed!