Business Ethics
Meme It!Michael:I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend on performance. I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? And Meredith needs this job. This is her main source of money.
Holly:Well, that's very sweet but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.
Michael:Ok, new idea. We don't report it at all. We just punish her.
Holly:We punish her?
Michael:Mmhmm, tell her she can't have sex for six months.
Holly:I don't think we could enforce that.
Michael:I don't know. I saw this thing, like a belt with a key.
Holly:A chastity belt.
Michael:No, it's more of a underwear garment that has little spikes like made of, sometimes they are made of metal. You know what I am talking about. You unlock a little door that... down... where you, where you put, where you put the...