New Boss
Meme It!Michael:All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops. Accounting, front and center. Come on up here. I'd like you to meet somebody. This is the accounting department.
Charles:Hey, I come from accounting, too.
Michael:Oh, nerd alert!
Kevin:Ni-
Michael:This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino. And he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil, who broke his heart. But he didn't bring any of that into work, it did not affect his job performance whatsoever and I am very proud of him for that.
Charles:Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you.
Michael:This little hell-raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. One over there, in the orange [points to Andy]
Andy:Hey-o!
Michael:There you go! Where's the other?
Charles:You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.
Michael:Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin and he has no sexual history.
Kevin:Hey!
Charles:How about I just say hi to everyone at one time?
Michael:Good. Good, good, good. Everyone, please give it up for Charles Miner. [claps]
Charles:Thank you, Michael. Thank you for the C-shaped bagels.
Michael:Oh! Well...
Charles:That's great.
Michael:Above and beyond.
Charles:Hey, you know we're in tough times and we're not immune to this economy.
Michael:That's true.
Charles:But the goal is to, you know, fight our way through this.
Stanley:[clears throat, raises his hand] Stanley Hudson. Are there gonna be layoffs?
Michael:No. Absolutely not.
Charles:Uh, hold on, Michael, thank you. Uh, Stanley, you know, we can't make any promises, but we'll try everything in our power to avoid that.
Oscar:Do you have specifics?
Charles:Sp-Well, um, Michael should have filled you in last week.
Michael:Well, due to the economy, there is a lot of worry going around. I didn't want to worry people.
Charles:You didn't tell them.
Michael:Well, why don't-
Charles:Yeah, I will. What I told Michael last week-
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