Lecture Circuit, Pt. 2
Meme It!Dwight:[shouts from another room] What did you do?
Kelly:Stop yelling at me!
Dwight:What did you do?
Kelly:I didn't do anything!
Dwight:What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh? Like how to fashion a shiv, hmm?
Jim:Hey! What the hell's goin' on?
Dwight:Why don't you tell Jim where you were from ages 14 to 15.
Kelly:I was kickin' it.
Dwight:In juvie.
Jim:What?
Dwight:Juvie... nile... Detention Center. Where they send teenagers!
Jim:Yep.
Dwight:For reha-
Jim:Got it.
Dwight:What did you do? Huh?
Jim:Hey, Dwight, sounds like she was 14, so maybe we wanna go a little easy.
Dwight:Yeah, if she's old enough to get married, she's old enough to follow the law. [to Kelly] What did you do?
Kelly:My boyfriend dumped me, so, I stole his boat. I mean, he told me it was his boat. It was actually his father's. And I just thought it'd be really romantic, like 'Thelma and Louise,' but with, like, a boat. And it was the worst year of my life. And I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday!
Dwight:I thought you said yesterday was your birthday!
Jim:Hey, you know what? I got you a cake.
Kelly:You did? I wanna see the cake.
Jim:And... ta da.
Kelly:I hate it.
Jim:How do you hate it? It's a cake.
Kelly:Well, there's no flowers... or toys... or--- I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this? I mean, it doesn't have my name on it! Do you guys know what my name is? My name is Kelly!
Jim:Right.