Prince Family Paper
Meme It!Michael:So, even specialty paper, say 94 brightness double-bonded, you would put that on the same truck as your conventional stock?
Prince Grandfather:You sure know a lot about paper for a lawyer.
Michael:Well that is... because... I am a genius.
Prince Grandfather:Oh really?
Michael:Yes, well about some things, and other things I am very stupid. Like, watch this. Is this the cup? [picks up tape dispenser and makes drinking motion] Is this the cup? [picks up a stapler and makes drinking motion] Is this what I drink out of? [glug noise, both laugh] Laughter is my job, tears are my game, law is my profession.
Dwight:Hello, I would like to apply for a job.
Prince Grandfather:Hi, I'm afraid we're not hiring right now.
Dwight:Why don't you just get rid of this guy? [points to Prince Son]
Prince Grandfather:That's my son.
Dwight:I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, 40 high full volume clients?
Michael:Try 80.
Dwight:Pshaw, that's nothing. I've 90 clients myself. You had better look out, someone might run you out of business.
Prince Grandfather:I sure hope not.
Dwight:Me too. [smirking]