Season 5, Episode 10, 0:08-0:36>>
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Dwight:What is this?
Jim:Happy Holidays, Dwight. But do not open it till Christmas.
Dwight:You're so pathetic. How long did this take you? Three hours?
Jim:Five minutes actually. I am a black belt in gift wrapping.
Dwight:Yeah, no such thing. They don't give out black belts for things that are stupid. [scoffs] Well, I hope it was worth it, cause I'm gonna take it apart in about five minutes.
Jim:I think it'll take you a little longer than that.
Dwight:Really? If I can skin a mule deer in less than ten minutes, I ought to be able to cut my -- [sets briefcase on desk and sits in chair, desk and chair are made of paper, Dwight crashes to the floor]