Dinner Party
Meme It!Michael:I finally broke down and bought myself a plasma TV. Check it out. [reveals a tiny TV] I actually hung this on the wall myself. I want to show you something . A lot of people in the room, need more space? [moves TV back a couple inches] Voila, right in the wall.
Jim:Wow.
Michael:Sometimes I will just stand here and watch television for hours. I love it, I love this TV. Oh and I also built this table.
Jim:What is that chestnut?
Michael:No, I think that is either pine, or nordic cherry.
Jan:It's pine.
Jim:Michael, I'm just terrible at all this stuff, so that's really cool.
Jan:Really?
Pam:Yeah, he tried to set up my TIVO for me but then I didn't have audio for a week.
Michael:If you ever need any help, I am just a phone call away.
Jan:I bet you are.
Jim:Well, I saw - oh your Dundies. I'm surprised they're not out on the coffee table for everybody to see.
Jan:It was between the neon beer sign and the Dundies so I said 'Honey keep the trophies.'
Michael:Oh honey, I have the best trophy right here, aside from my Dundies.
Jan:[doorbell] Oh, excuse us just a second.
Michael:I'll get it.
Jan:[Andy and Angela enter] So glad you're finally able to be here.
Angela:[Michael tries to hug Angela] No, no.
Michael:Okay.
Andy:Tuna! What's up Tuna, we having tuna for dinner? [to Pam] I bet you're sick of tuna right? You probably have tuna every night. Tuna! [to Jan] These are for you. [hands flowers]
Jan:Oh, how thoughtful.
Michael:Very nice.
Andy:Except for one flower, which is for... my flower.
Jan:Aw.
Angela:What am I supposed to do with this?
Jan:How 'bout we do the short tour and then I'll start dinner?
Pam:Oh I can help starting dinner if you need it.
Jan:Oh no no no, it's just the osso buco needs to braise for about three hours, everything else is done.
Pam:Three hours from now or three hours from earlier like 4:00?
Jan:You know Pam, in Spain they often don't start eating until midnight.
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