Survivor Man
Meme It!Jim:OK. Yeah, you know what, we're just gonna throw you in. Because more the merrier, right?
Angela:No. No way. I am not a machine, Jim. You can't just change plans willy nilly and expect these little magic party elves to do your bidding. We already have devils food, peach cobbler, Fudgie the Whale, mushroom caps.
Toby:I'm allergic to mushrooms.
Jim:That's a bummer. OK, then we need to...[steps outside office] Hey everybody. Hi, how you doing? Can I have your attention please? 'Cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.
Pam:[raises hand] Conference room?
Jim:Yes, conference room in five minutes... No. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it out here. So, who has problems with the birthday thing? [everyone raises hands] One, two, three, everybody. OK, so then we just shouldn't do it.
Angela:What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?'
Kevin:Oh, I'll take 'em.
Creed:Well nobody's touching my cobbler.
Phyllis:[raises hand] Hey, Michael. I mean Jim.