Survivor Man
Meme It!Michael:This is what a true survivor man does. You simulate a disaster, like a plane wreck. You could only wear the clothes that you have on, and you could only use the stuff you have in your pockets. Now, in this case, this disaster is a serial killer. Creepy guy who's abducted me and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead.
Dwight:No, I would never leave you for dead. You would never escape.
Michael:Well, yes I would. And I would survive.
Dwight:I would make sure that you were dead.
Michael:Well...
Dwight:First, I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified.
Michael:You...
Dwight:And they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael:You... you are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real. [blindfolds eyes with tie] OK.
Dwight:What are you doing?
Michael:I am putting this on so I have no familiarity with my surroundings. Now this way, I can't retrace my steps. I don't know what streets we've been--- [Dwight whacks Michael with his shoe] Ow! What are you doing?
Dwight:It would be better if you were unconscious.
Michael:No! Gosh! Dwight. [Dwight tries to hit Michael with his shoe again] Stop it, stop it! Stop it.
Dwight:Do you want to do this right or not?
Michael:Just, please allow me to have one cathartic experience in my life?