Branch Wars
Meme It!Michael:Hey everyone, can I have your attention please? I just thought you all should know that Stanley Hudson is planning on leaving us, because our old friend Karen from Utica is going to give him more money to work there.
Michael:No, no, no, no, no-no, no no. You completely misinterpreted my tone, this is a horrible thing. Clearly, Karen is trying to get back at us because Jim dumped her.
Jim:Oh, I don't think that is what's happening.
Michael:Okay, smarty pants, then why? Why is she trying to take Stanley from us?
Stanley:I think it's because of my sales record.
Michael:That could not possibly be it.