Chair Model
Meme It!Michael:[looking at the chair model's headstone] How did she die?
Dwight:I guess you could say she died of blunt force trauma and blood loss. She got in a car accident and plowed into the side of an airplane hanger.
Michael:God.
Dwight:Yeah.
Michael:She was so innocent.
Dwight:She was stoned apparently.
Michael:You know I used to think that I had this perfect person out there waiting for me, but knowing that, that's just silly because she's dead. What do you do?
Dwight:You wait until next year's chair catalog comes out and you find someone who's still alive.
Michael:Oh, you move on.
Dwight:Yeah.