Chair Model





Michael:[to cashier at coffee shop] Thank you very much. Our suspect has straight brown hair. She is wearing blue jeans and a black top. So... behold our bachelorette [cut to a blonde woman in a skirt]. Give her ten for looks and a three for her ability to describe herself. Hello, my lady. [woman walks right by and doesn't respond]
Margaret:Michael?
Michael:[turns around to see the woman from his description] Ugh.
Margaret:Are you Michael Scott?
Michael:Is who a Michael what?
Margaret:Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.
Michael:Oh, that's not, yeah I'm not... OK...
Coffee shop worker:Michael? Michael? [reads cup] Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.