Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Dwight:So, just to be safe they are giving her the rabies vaccine.
Michael:Oh God, Rabies?
Dwight:Mm-hmm.
Michael:I was in the hospital room with her. How contagious is that, is that like an STD?
Dwight:No, no. You've gotta be bitten by something.
Michael:This place is so cursed.
Dwight:Actually the doctor said it was lucky she came in to the hospital, cause the only way to beat rabies, is to start treatment before the symptoms set in... Lock jaw.
Michael:[walks out into the office] I know a lot of you are upset with me for endangering Meredith's life by hitting her, with my car. But it may make you feel a little better to know that before that happened, Dwight endangered her life, by putting a garbage bag over her head that had a bat in it.
Jim:Six of one, really.
Michael:Turns out Meredith has been exposed to rabies. Which is like 10 times worse than a little crack in your pelvis. Thanks to me she went to the hospital and I saved her life. Curse is broken. Curse is broken people! [Kevin claps] Oh... there is a God, and he has a plan for us after all. So go home get some rest, very very good work today. We got a lot accomplished.