Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Dwight:Blink once if you want me to pull the plug.
Meredith:Don't pull any plugs.
Intern:How are you doing Ms. Palmer?
Meredith:Better.
Intern:Excellent.
Dwight:Are you a doctor, or a male nurse?
Intern:Um... I'm an intern, which makes me a doctor, but...
Dwight:Pfft... Her chart doesn't indicate that she had a hysterectomy but she did, or at least she got time off for one.
Intern:Ah, so uh... so that is where her uterus went... Um, Ms. Palmer, your last tetanus shot was when you were bitten by a bat a few months ago?
Meredith:Yes. Dwight here, trapped it in a bag against my head.
Dwight:Just doing my job.
Intern:It also says you were recently bitten by a raccoon?
Meredith:And a rat. Separate occasions.