Fun Run, Pt. 1 & 2
Meme It!Michael:Did anyone do anything involving an Indian burial ground?
Oscar:Like what?
Michael:Like park on it. Or dig up a body... Toby? Anything you want to tell us?
Toby:No, I did not violate an Indian burial ground. In fact I had some good luck recently, Alfredo's Pizza, picked my business card out of the basket, so... uh, I got a week of free pies.
Pam:That's cool.
Toby:Yeah.
Michael:Perfect. So our tragedy is your good luck. Satan.
Angela:Sprinkles never hurt a soul. God in your infinite wisdom how could you do this? She wasn't ready. She had so much left to accomplish.
Dwight:She's only a cat.
Angela:You never... you don't like them.
Dwight:Cats do not provide milk or wool or meat.
Oscar:Dwight please!
Michael:Dwight, you haven't seen Meredith yet, have you?
Dwight:No, I have not.
Michael:Well, I think you should go to the hospital, and pay your respects.
Dwight:I do not respect her, but I will go.
Michael:Alright, I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs.
Toby:Oh, Michael, you can't ask about religious beliefs...
Michael:Satan is a master of lies. Everything he says is the opposite.
Toby:Alright, well then you can ask about religious beliefs.
Michael:Thank you for the permission. Psych! Alright let's just go around the room, and tell me what you believe in.
Stanley:I'm... um, Catholic.
Michael:OK.
Darryl:Presbyterian.
Michael:Alright.
Pam:Oh me too.
Darryl:Oh?
Pam:[puts hand up for high five] Same religion.
Darryl:Alright! [high fives Pam]
Phyllis:I'm a Lutheran and Bob's a Unitarian. It keeps things spicy.
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