The Merger
Meme It!Pam:Hey!
Toby:Hey.
Pam:How'd the run go?
Toby:Ah, pretty good. I finished.
Pam:That's great!
Dwight:Psh, why is that great?
Pam:Because he accomplished something.
Dwight:What was your mile time?
Toby:About seven.
Dwight:[scoffs] I could beat that on a skateboard.
Toby:Well, that has wheels.
Dwight:Yeah, well my feet don't. And I can still crush that time.
Pam:Really, Dwight? How fast are you?
Dwight:Let's just put it this way. Last weekend I outran a black pepper snake.
Pam:Really?