Branch Closing
Meme It!Dwight:So, do you know what you're gonna say when he shows up?
Michael:I will improvise. I will speak from the heart.
Dwight:No. Bad idea. You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.
Michael:All right.
Dwight:[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, dum... coming home from work.
Michael:Excuse me, Mr. Wallace? David Wallace?
Dwight:Yes? What is the meaning of this?
Michael:Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting 15 people out of work?
Dwight:Well, the branch is no longer finicially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.
Michael:Yes, but these are employees, Sir. These are human beings.
Dwight:Listen, Scott... we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity; it's a business. And it's a dying business.
Michael:[no longer talking to Dwight as Wallace] Stop... stop it! Just, okay. He's not going to say any of that.
Dwight:[as himself] Whoa hey, why not?
Michael:Because he'd be intimidated and I, just... let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay?
Dwight:Okay.
Michael:Don't touch me this time.
Dwight:[as David Wallace] Dum, dum, dum, du, doy, du, do... coming home from work...
Michael:Excuse me, Mr. Wallace?
Dwight:[frightened] Uh!