Diwali
Meme It!Michael:Wow, thirty years? And you two only met once before the wedding night?
Kelly's Father:Yes.
Michael:Wow.
Kelly's Father:How long have you been married to the cheerleader?
Michael:Oh! She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party! Um... no, we're not married... yet!
Mrs. Kapoor:She is very fair.
Michael:She is. Very fair and very kind. So... um... tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire? No? Okay. It's still very cool. Ok. Thanks!