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Creed:It's a real shame about Ed, huh?
Michael:Yeah. Must really have you thinkin'.
Michael:The older you get, the bigger the chance is you're gonna die. You knew that.
Creed:Ed was decapitated.
Creed:He was drunk as a skunk, he was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. It snaps right off.
Michael:Oh my God.
Dwight:That is the way to go. Instant death. Very smart.
Creed:You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.
Dwight:You're thinking of a chicken.
Creed:What did I say?