The Coup
Meme It!Jan:[answering the phone] Hello?
Dwight:Is this Jan?
Jan:Who is this?
Dwight:This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
Jan:You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
Dwight:It's about Michael.
Jan:What about him?
Dwight:[exhales] I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
Jan:It's not about a surprise party is it?
Dwight:No, but we should discuss that another time.
Jan:Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
Dwight:Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
Jan:How do you know I like that store?
Dwight:Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
Jan:How do you know that?
Dwight:Part of my job.
Jan:No it's not. It's officially not.
Dwight:...noted.