Women's Appreciation
Meme It!Pam:[whispering] It's just, like, so creepy.
Ryan:[whispering] Yeah. [Pam and Ryan whispering]
Michael:What's happening?
Pam:Oh, some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot.
Michael:Really? Is she OK?
Pam:Yeah, Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down.
Michael:OK. [deep breath] Phyllis, you say? [snorts] Hmm. [suppressed laugher]
Angela:What is so funny?
Michael:Um... I mean did he even see Pam? Or, uh... Karen from behind?
Kevin:I'm guessing not.
Michael:[laughing softly] I'm sorry. It's pretty funny when you think about it.
Jim:Mm... not really, no.
Pam:It's disgusting and demeaning.
Michael:Oh, OK. Masters of comedy. A guy dropped his pants. Have you ever been to the circus? [everyone glares] OK. [Michael puts his finger through his pant's zipper] He's back! [laughs] OK. Hmm. [babbling with his coat pulled closed] Waagh! [flashes everyone]
Toby:Hey, what's going on? There's a police car in the...
Michael:What? Oh. [makes descending scale noise as his finger goes down]
Toby:What's going on?
Michael:Oh, Phyllis got flashed. It's, uh... [laughs]
Toby:I don't think laughing about it is an appropriate response.
Michael:Oh, come on. We are laughing at Phyllis, but she's not even here, so no harm, no foul.
Toby:I don't think the women in this office -
Michael:Incidentally, where were you during all of this? Maybe you're the flasher.
Toby:I was at a parent-teacher conference.
Michael:Uh-huh. Prove it. Let's see your penis. [everyone is shocked] [exhales]I... you know, as that was coming out of my mouth, I knew that it was wrong.