Women's Appreciation
Meme It!Pam:Read the pros first.
Michael:OK. Jan is smart. Uh, successful. Good clothes. Hot. Perfect skin. Nice butt.
Phyllis:She does have very nice clothes.
Karen:OK, OK. Um, cons.
Michael:Cons. Wears too much makeup. Breasts: not anything to write home about. Insecure about body. I'm unhappy when I'm with her. Flat-chested.
Pam:What was the last one?
Michael:She's totally flat. Shrunken chesticles.
Phyllis:No, the one before that.
Michael:I'm unhappy when I'm with her.
Pam:Michael... you shouldn't be with someone who doesn't make you happy.
Michael:I'm happy sometimes. Um... when we scrapbook or right towards the end of having sex.
Karen:Look, most relationships have their rough patches. You just have to push through it sometimes.
Michael:Yeah, that's smart.
Pam:Maybe. But it sounds like you're just wrong for each other.
Michael:That sounds good too. I don't know who's right. I just don't - I don't know. I don't know.
Phyllis:I bet you know. Don't think, just answer. What do you want to do about Jan?
Michael:I wanna break up with Jan. Wow. I wanna break up with Jan.
Phyllis:My mom taught me that.