Women's Appreciation
Season 3, Episode 21, 0:01-1:05
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Meme It!Jim:[to Pam] Hey.
Jim:[Dwight hands Jim a piece of paper] Oh, what's this?
Dwight:That is a demerit.
Jim:[reads demerit] 'Jim Halpert, tardiness.' Ugh. I love it already.
Dwight:You've gotta learn, Jim. You are second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim:Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions, like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight:[scoffs] Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Jim:Lay it on me.
Dwight:Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim:Now that sounds serious.
Dwight:Oh, it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt... in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim:Which would be me.
Dwight:That is correct.
Jim:OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.
Dwight:What's a dis... what's that?
Jim:Oh, you don't want to know.