And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us,

I would like to present you with this novelty check

for six months of free paper, or 25 reams,

I'm--I'm very angry. I could have lost business.

The watermark was obscene and horrifying.

And so, with the eyes of the nation upon us, I would like to say that Dunder Mifflin truly regrets this unfortunate incident.  And, as a gesture of gratitude, for your continued loyalty, Mrs. Allen, I would like to present you with this novelty check, for six months of free paper or 25 reams, whichever comes first.

[snaps picture with his camera phone] You look good in this.

Well it isn't ended.  I'm... I'm very angry. I--- I could have lost business.

I know, I know you're angry.  And we are truly, truly sorry.

I don't accept your apology.  The watermark was obscene and horrifying.

Product Recall

Season 3, Episode 20, 11:31-12:27