Back from Vacation
Meme It!Jan:Why am I here, Michael?
Michael:I...
Jan:In the last year, I've gone through a divorce, an identity theft, a husband who would not... communicate. This is nether here or there. My psychiatrist thinks that I have some self-destructive tendencies and that for once, I should indulge them. You following me?
Michael:I... I... Yes.
Jan:I think I owe it to myself to find some kind of happiness, you know? I mean, even, even if it means... lowering my expectations or, or redefining the word, itself.
Michael:OK, yeah.
Jan:This is the kind of thing, you know? I am... attracted to you. I, I don't know why, I... but, I am. And, I need to follow my instincts. At least that's what Dr. Perry thinks.
Michael:Who is Dr. Perry? I...
Jan:This is the point, OK? You're wrong for me. In... In... every way. But I still find myself wanting to... be with you.
Michael:And I, to you, in addition, feel the same feelings that you are as well.
Jan:Good, good.
Michael:So, umm... thanks for coming by. So, I, uh...
Jan:Well, good, OK. Thank you... for taking the time...
Michael:Well thanks for coming over, I appreciate - [Jan leans over and kisses Michael passionately]
Jan:Wait 15 minutes, find an excuse, and meet me at your condo.
Michael:Jan, you... complete... me.
Jan:Oh, God.