Gay Witch Hunt





Michael:Look, if I was gay, I would be the most flamboyant gay you have ever seen. I would be leading the parade covered in feathers, and just... I would be waving that rainbow flag.
Oscar:I don't think I can work here any longer. This has been the worst, most backwards day of my life.
Michael:You misunderstand-- OK. You know what, OK. I uh, I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. You ready? I am going to embrace Oscar. You might want to watch this Angela, because you can't catch anything. Here we go. We are going to make a statement. You and I are going to make a statement together. Oscar is my friend ---
Oscar:I would rather not.
Michael:...and I just don't care who sees it, doesn't bother me!