Performance Review
Meme It!Jan:I'm heading back to New York; Alan and I will conduct your performance review over the phone tomorrow.
Michael:Wait.
Jan:K?
Michael:Wait, wait, wait, come, I just, I just wanna know why?
Jan:Michael, now is not the time or the place.
Michael:Ok, so you're saying that there is a different time or place?
Jan:No, I am saying we are never having this conversation.
Michael:Well, ok, well never as in 'never ever ever', or never as in there's still a chance?
Jan:Never, for me, always means 'never ever ever.'
Michael:I just want to know, from the horse's mouth, what is the dealio?
Jan:Michael, it has nothing-
Michael:Am I too short?
Jan:With your looks, ok? It's your personality. I mean, you're obnoxious, and rude, and, and, and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way, and, and I don't agree about the b.o., but you are very, very inconsiderate.
Michael:Really?
Jan:Really. You're, you're, you're a great guy, ok?
Michael:I appreciate that, thank you.
Jan:And you were very sweet, and you stayed up with me and talked with me, cried with me, and I appreciate that-
Michael:No, I wasn't, I didn't cry-
Jan:At this time in my life. I just am not in the place right now where I'm looking for a relationship, so we can still work together, we can still be friends but... ok?
Michael:So my looks have nothing to do with it?
Jan:Ohhh, God.