Halloween
Meme It!Jim:Michael, I really didn't mean to...
Michael:Help. Me.
Jim:I'm sorry?
Michael:I want you to role play firing me. I want you to fire me, and I will take it.
Jim:Oh, you want me to be you?
Michael:Yes.
Jim:Okay.
Michael:I want you to be me, and I will be Creed.
Jim:Oh, are you firing Creed?
Michael:No, no, no. That's just the first thing... came... in head.
Jim:We should switch seats in order to...
Michael:Yes, that's a good idea.
Jim:Alright. [they stand up] Excuse me.[They sit down] I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. And it's purely budgetary. It's not personal...
Michael:Aaaahh! I'm gonna kill myself!
Jim:Wow.
Michael:I'm going to kill myself, and it's your fault!
Jim:That's an overreaction.
Michael:Corporate is really breathing down my neck. And they're saying this has to be done by the end of the month.
Jim:Is this you? Are you being you, or is this Creed? Are you...
Michael:I... this is Creed.
Jim:Okay.
Michael:I'm improvising, so just try to keep up. [phone rings]
Jim:Oh, hold that thought. Hold that thought.
Michael:And I'm very angry, and I want...
Jim:[picks up the phone] Michael Scott here.
Michael:I'm gonna kill you. I'm going to kill you for firing me.
Jim:Toby? Mm hmm. [looks back to Michael] I really have to take this Creed, so it was really worth...
Michael:Get off, get off. No, no. OK.. just get off.[sits back down in his chair and waves Jim off.] Just, just... yeah.