Halloween
Meme It!Dwight:This is called leveraging an offer. [walks into Michael's office] Michael, can I talk to you for a moment?
Michael:Oh, God.
Dwight:I just thought you should know that I was just offered a job with better pay, better benefits and a better title at Cumberland Mills.
Michael:Fantastic!
Dwight:And I turned it down.
Michael:What?! That would've solved all my problems.
Dwight:Out of loyalty to this company...
Michael:Oh, you idiot.
Dwight:... so I was hoping to be made Assistant Regional Manager officially.
Michael:If you left, I wouldn't have to fire anybody.
Dwight:But then you wouldn't have me here.
Michael:Big deal. Oh, it would've worked out so well. Can you get it back?
Dwight:It's in Maryland.
Michael:You can call. Can you call 'em?
Dwight:I can't. I... I suppose I coul... no. They never really made me an offer anyway.
Michael:Wohahah! Why are you torturing me?! God.