The Fire
Meme It!Ryan:Is it cheaper to sign a new customer? Or to keep an existing customer?
Dwight:Keep an existing...
Michael:[to Dwight] Shut, it. Can I... can I just do it please? [to Ryan] Uh, it's equal.
Ryan:It is ten times more expensive to sign a new customer.
Michael:Okay. Yes! It was a trick question.
Dwight:Yeah, but look, I mean, he didn't need business school. Okay, Michael comes from the school of hard knocks.
Michael:Okay, Dwight.
Dwight:Self taught. You didn't even go to college.
Michael:You know what, Dwight? You don't need to help me here. Okay? Well, you know... Maybe you should go to business school like Ryan, then... then you'd know what you're talking about.
Dwight:[scoffs] Come on. I'm studying with the master, huh?
Michael:For instance, why don't you go to business...
Dwight:[to Ryan] You should learn from him, right?
Ryan:I am.
Dwight:Right?
Ryan:I am.
Michael:Stop. Dwight. You know what? You're acting like a dork. Would you cool it? Please. Okay. Hey! He's not your five year old brother, Dwight. He's a valued member of this company... and you know what? He knows more about business than you ever will.
Dwight:Stupid!