The Fire
Meme It!Jim:Okay, so... three books on a desert island? Angela.
Angela:The Bible.
Stanley:That's one book. You've got two others.
Angela:A Purpose Driven Life.
Jim:Nice. Third book?
Angela:No.
Jim:Okay. Phyllis.
Phyllis:Um, The DaVinci Code.
Angela:The DaVinci Code!
Jim:Nice.
Angela:I would take The DaVinci Code... so I could burn The DaVinci Code.
Dwight:Okay. Great, that's going to keep you warm for like 7 seconds. Question: is there fire wood on the island?
Jim:I guess.
Dwight:Then I would bring an axe, no books.
Jim:Uh, it has to be a book, Dwight.
Dwight:Fine. Physician's Desk Reference.
Jim:Nice. Smart.
Dwight:...hollowed out, inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and Sorcerer's Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?