Sexual Harassment
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Season 2, Episode 2, 18:49-20:31
Meme It!Todd Packer:There's this guy. He's at a Nymphomaniac Convention. And he is psyched 'cause all these women are smokin' hot perfect 10's, except for this one chick who looks a lot like, uh... [points at Phyllis]
Kevin:Phyllis?
Michael:No. No, no, no. That crosses the line.
Todd Packer:Ex-squeeze me?
Michael:Not you. Kevin. Just unwarranted. Hostile work environment, Kevin.
Kevin:Packer said it.
Michael:No. You said it. He pointed. A point is not a say. Look. Kevin, we are a family here and Phyllis is a valued member of that family. Like a grandmother.
Phyllis:I'm the same age as you, Michael.
Michael:I don't know about that.
Phyllis:We're in the same High School class.
Michael:Well, I have a late birthday and usually September's a cut-off point. [to Kevin] You know what? You just crossed the line. Okay? There's a line and you went over it. And you must be punished. So go to your corner.
Kevin:You mean where my desk is?
Michael:Yes, your corner. Go.
Kevin:Okay. I have a lot of work to do anyway.
Michael:Mmmhmmm.
Todd Packer:Oh my. They really got to you, didn't they?
Michael:They didn't get to me. I got to them. I am still the same old Michael Scott. New and improved. You know what? I love Phyllis. You know what else? I think she is gorgeous. I think she is incredibly, incredibly attractive person. [to Phyllis] C'mere, c'mere, c'mon! Come on! Come on.
Phyllis:Michael! Come on!
Michael:Oooh!
Phyllis:You don't have to worry. I'm not going to...
Michael:I'm not worried.
Phyllis:...report you to HR.
Michael:You know what? The only thing I'm worried about... is getting a boner. Good work today, everybody.