Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Meme It!Michael:I am going to give you a little blast from the past of Michael Gary Scott when he was a child star, and a show that you might remember called 'Fundle Bundle.' Okay? Without further ado, Ryan?
Miss Trudy:[from TV] ...Bundle, are you ready to come on in? [TV children cheer] Let's have some fun!
Michael:That... is Miss Trudy. Can't tell from the costume, but she had an amazing body. Okay, you can... fast forward. And... I want you... to...
Dwight:Is that a real fun shooting windmill?
Michael:Stop! Stop! Stop! [Ryan resumes the tape] Yes! That is, uh, Edward R. Meow.
Jim:That's pretty funny.
Michael:Yeah.
Edward R. Meow:...Recess! Hey, what's your name?
Chet Montgomery:My name's Chet.
Edward R. Meow:Well hi Chet.
Oscar:Is that Chet Montgomery?
Michael:Uhh, I don't know.
Pam:That is!
Darryl:Checkin' in with Chet. Doppler's up.
Edward R. Meow:What do you want to be when you grow up?
Chet Montgomery:I want to be on TV!
Dwight:[employees chuckle] And he
Michael:Can everyone please shut up, please! So you don't miss it.
Edward R. Meow:Okay, next? So, whats your name?
Michael:Oh! That's me. Shh. Shh.
Edward R. Meow:Well what's your favorite subject at school?
Young Michael:Recess.
Edward R. Meow:Ree-cesss. So tell me, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Young Michael:I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.
Edward R. Meow:[jaw drops, awkward pause] Uh, ah... oh, okay! Well uh, nice talking with you, Michael. Uh, back to you Miss Trudy!
Miss Trudy:Hi everyone, it's one of my favorite times of the day.
Michael:Coulda sworn there was...
Melissa:Did you get married?
Michael:...uh, no.
Abby:Why not?
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