Take Your Daughter to Work Day
Meme It!Michael:This is where the magic happens! Right over here, let me show you this. See all these? [pets shelf of paper] You know what that is? That's paper. This is where paper comes from. Any questions?
Melissa:So... you cut the paper and dye it and stuff.
Michael:No, we don't actually cut the paper. That's a good question. The paper is sent to us cut, and dyed, from a paper manufacturer, and then we sell it to a business for more than we paid for it.
Abby:That's not fair. [the rest of the kids agree]
Michael:Yes it is, well, w-w--you need someone in the middle to facilitate...
Jake:You're just a middleman.
Michael:I'm not just a middle... man...
Melissa:Wait, why doesn't the saw mill just sell paper directly to people?
Michael:You are describing Office Depot, and they're kind of running us out of business.
Dwight:We have better service than they do!
Michael:...There's Creed! Let's take a look at what he's doing, everybody! This is Creed, and he is in charge of... something. Right?
Creed:That is correct.
Michael:Say hi to the kids.
Creed:Hi kids.
Michael:Yaaaaay.
Creed:Have you ever seen a foot with four toes? [begins untying shoe]
Kids:Ewwww!
Michael:What are you doing? N--stop it! Stop it! Just--no, no, no, no! No! Would you cut it out?! What is your problem?
Creed:Th-the hair covers it, mostly.
Michael:No no no, we're not gonna see--- we're not gonna see the four toed... Creed, okay?