The Injury
Meme It!Michael:Morning everyone. Don't freak out. I forbid anybody to freak out. Clearly, I have had a very serious accident, but I will recover, God willing. I just want to be treated normally today. Normal would actually be good, considering the trauma that I've been through.
Pam:You missed two big conference calls today, one with corporate.
Michael:Did you explain why?
Pam:No, I didn't mention that you cooked your foot.
Michael:Burned my foot, Pam.