Captain Jack has a problem with authority.

Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking?

Well, it was nice for you. Your friend got engaged.

I would have never... put you two together.

I usually have a radar for stuff like that.

Well, if you like her so much, uh, don't give up.

Oh, right, because you announced that his ship was sinking?

He just totally lost it. If you ask me, he caused the panic.

Well, it's nice for you. Your friend got engaged.

That's... great. You know, to tell the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam, so...

Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? Wow. I would have never have put you two together. You really hid it well. God! I usually have a radar for stuff like that. You know, I made out with Jan...

Yeah. She's really funny, and she's warm. And she's just... well, anyway.

Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.

Booze Cruise

Season 2, Episode 11, 18:39-20:25